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"Feel Good Moment" Republicans Literally Cheer When They Hear Cancer Research Lab Is Closing And 6,000 Scientists Will Lose Their Jobs

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Trump Throws VCR At South African Visitors, Threatens To "Shove It Up Their Ass"

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Ordering Most Expensive Parade In History Is Smart Decision, Any Suggestions Otherwise Should Bring Charges And Maybe A Little Jail Time

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Citizens Demand Trump Spend Less On Country And More On Gold Accents

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Trump Calls Something Else Genocide, No Comparison, Most Terrible In History, Demands Largest Investigation Ever, The Likes Of Which The World Has Never Seen

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Meet Wall Street Journal's ‘Stealthy Wealthy-Fakee Wakees' Who Lie About Inherited Money Like Trump

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"Sand Castle Doctrine" Updated To Handle "Seashells Of Terror" After James Comey Crime Spree

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Artificial Intelligence Rewrites Poorly Written Paragraph Without Permission

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Richest Man In The World Is Starving Poorest Children In The World To "Get Some Relief For Americans"

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Gold Necklace Helped "Class It Up" But Trump Still Wants Hemline Adjusted On Statue Of Liberty

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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Identified As Girl Who Rigged Bucket Of Blood To Fall At Prom

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Trump Orders Pete Rose Into Hall Of Fame, Welcomes Benedict Arnold Into Traitor's Club

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"I Don't Accept Gifts But It Will Go To A Good Cause" Trump Donates Qatar Plane To Organ Transport Group

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Turkey breasts are better than whole turkeys in easy-bake ovens.

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

Turns Out Pope And Trump Do Not Have A Lot In Common, Apparently Do Not Share Same Hobbies, As Previously Reported

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"Are Marbles Still Cool?" Trump Turns To Rocking Horses And Spinning Tops After Doll Fiasco

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"President With Most Bankruptcies And Felony Convictions?" History Teacher Fired For Name-That-President Quiz

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Veterans Wonder How Trump's Golf Cart Is More Efficient Than Their Contract For Handicap Buses

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Republicans Openly Selling Federal Lands To Wealthy Contributors, Other Republicans Still Psyched About Hurting People

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Anti-Science Republicans Claim Anti-Vaccine Republicans Stole Idea From Weekend Retreat Back In April

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Crediting Mostly Religiosity and Facebook, Republicans Celebrate 25 Year Victory Over Vaccines

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White Smoke At Conclave

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Defunded Emergency Services Fail, Can Only Be Saved If Privatized, No One Saw That One Coming

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Local Man Still Sad About Fall Of Nation, Republicans Excited About Being Called Landlords And Boss Man

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Trump Asks About Struggling Food Banks, Wonders Why More Poor People Don't Just File For Bankruptcy

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