An aardvark ran into a bar
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I named my dog Queen, so I can say I Drag Queen around the block on the weekends, and it’s a funny thing to say
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The fetish police just stormed my house
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The funniest joke in the world walked into a bar
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Three detectives stepped out of their car
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Why did the chicken cross the road, enrol in the university, graduate, and live the rest of his life in success?
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Three possibilities exist; either we are alone in the universe, or we are not, or eggs. All possibilities are equally terrifying
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A husband and wife ran a home business together
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A middle aged man walked into a bar
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TIL that humans can accurately predict when they will die by measuring certain fingers
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A Frenchman walked into an interview
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A longtime lurker walked into this subreddit
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Nearly ten years had passed
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What’s red, has red on it, can be read and is always ready?
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The local zoo got their latest shipment of animals
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A chef walked into a bar
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Did you ever hear about the famous magician of Hillford Town?
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A tiny musician walked into a bar
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A strange man walked into a bank
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The word gullable isn’t in the dictionary
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I failed mathematics so many times at school that I lost count…
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Nine amazing jokes walked into a bar
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Did you ever hear about Thomas Jackson from Peterfield Plains?
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A velociraptor walked into a bar
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S13E497: Heaven Scent [Episode Discussion]
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