Something stupid, like Bart would say
We're doing Yu-Gi-Oh again?
Perhaps the real reason Trump won
The "Protest Vote" - QAnon Conspiracy Theory, or Liberal Deflection?
One of our patients is a sex trafficker. Try to guess which one - I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
Apparently I chose an uncommon name
Poke fun at awful names and naming culture. No name is safe.
Does Mokuba bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
SLPT: If you have a micropenis, just stick it in a beehive before having sex. All the bee stings will make it swell up and become enormous.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: See somebody in the office who looks like they're having a rough day? Walk up to them, give them a good solid slap on the back, and say "working hard or hardly working?" Your humour and upbeat attitude are sure to perk them up.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: Don't have time to brush your teeth? For a faster and better clean, put two tablespoons of baking soda in your mouth and gargle some vinegar.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: Always carry a spoon for self-defence. There are no laws prohibiting it, and it can be used to scoop out an assailant's eye.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: It's rude to ask a woman her age. Instead, ask "if you were a tree, how many rings would you have?"
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: Wish you could carry a taser for self-defence, but the law won't let you? A car battery and jumper leads are perfectly legal and work just as well.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: Want the best parking everywhere you go? Ask a friend to club you in the spine with a baseball bat.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: Are you terminally ill? They say laughter is the best medicine.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
SLPT: When using the urinal at work, take your pants off and put them on the hook. That way, they won't get splashed if you have a seizure mid-stream
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
2002 Renault Laguna (3.0L V6) Rough Idle, Bad Sound
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No wonder it's running rough...
For those absolutely stupid things that you see people bring, roll, or toss into your place of business and the people that bring them in.
[TOMT][Joke] Jokes that accompany the punchlines "so then Jimené says, 'It's not my llama'" and "so Jacques Cousteau says 'just piss in my wetsuit'".
For finding the un-googleable things that are on the tip of your tongue... That word... The name of that song... That movie...
Just the Tip
For those absolutely stupid things that you see people bring, roll, or toss into your place of business and the people that bring them in.
Can you diagnose my problem from my spark plugs?
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