"Whots all this, then?" asked the gentlemanly custodian, who had been having a rather good day.
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Overheard in Produce Section
What have you heard lately?
"Oh boy, time to start my new job!" I Ohboyed, ohboyingly.
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I stepped onto the dance floor, dancingly.
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I asked for a volunteer from the audience to come up for a chance to win a new car!
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I was worn out from the sun, sunburnt, and full of Summertime Sadness.
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"Mens are more full of dangers than bears are," she said, confidently.
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"You need surgery to remove something," said the doctor, doctoringly.
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Overheard "Interview" At A Bar
What have you heard lately?
I was so excited to go to the park again with some corn for the ducks!
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"Who's there?" asked Granny, whosthereingly.
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"NOT AGAIN!" shouted my elderly neighbor, as he stood on my porch notagainingly.
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Rename everyone named Geoff or Jeff (and all variations) as a way to reduce creeps.
Is your idea too crazy to work? So crazy it might work? Perfect.
"BLESS YOU!" shouted needlessly aggressive blessing guy when I sneezed, sneezily.
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"Oh boy!" I ohboyed when I saw the clown parade approaching.
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"NOT ALL THIS AGAIN!" I shouted not againingly.
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"Nice new seeds!" I shoutingly said as I clutched my "tomato" seeds in my meaty little fists.
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I live alone, but the door was saying something knockingly so I was startled about that.
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"Oh no! It's the demon who turns song lyrics into literal reality!" I shouted, ohnoingly.
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There was a bariatric geriatric woman and she was my grandmother.
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"Oh boy time to look online for a doll house for a 5 year old's birthday party!" I said, unsuspectingish.
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"NOT THIS AGAIN!" I shouted, notagainingly.
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I was minding my own business.
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"Okay little Jon Jon time for your spelling test," said the teacher as the logicalbutincorrectspelling man stepped into the classroom.
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I hired an old lady to watch the kids after the divorce.
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