Anyone else a fan of this relationship dynamic?
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In Contention of the Gooning Licensing
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Iced Up: Honeymoon Days, Part 2: Big Consequences and Big News
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With the warm season fast approaching, could Luna use her powers to fuel my caffeine addiction by instantly chilling my coffee so I can enjoy nice iced without having to pour it over ice and give it that icky watered down taste?
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Iced Up: Honeymoon Days
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Real and genuine thing that happens on a regular and predictable basis
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Are the mods liars? Where are the executions? Are they a bunch of phony baloneys?
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Y’all think Luna’s farts come out like breath on a cold day?
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Not even gooning atp if I’m not able to pull something like this off within the next like 5 years I might genuinely kms
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People talking about which character’s the most overlooked while completely ignoring our forgotten king
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Luna Snow Cone, Full Script
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Remember to always reward your Jeff for doing well :)
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Could Luna put me in a collar and leash and make me walk on all fours and parade me around naked on Krakoa, and the rest of her teammates would be weirded out but understand she must be in a tough place since her husband divorced her, and also make me lap up her sticky chilled cum out of a dog bowl?
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Question: If I was dived inside my backline like a rat in a cage, would my teammates hear my pings before The J ate my face?
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Could Luna chill my body enough to burst my capillaries and crack my skin, and then after fucking the use out of every hole of my hypothermic and barely living body throw the frostbitten and rotting corpse into the crowd at a concert of hers to be devoured and fucked mercilessly in a sickening orgy
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Will Ultron releasing soon, will he and Luna have a team up where Luna pisses into his cooling system and the ice cold urine flows through Ultron, providing passive healing for him?
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Can Luna kiss me and hold me and love me and never let me go?
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Could Luna drive me to the vet and tearfully hold my hands and say I’m the best girl and the best puppy while I’m wallowing in the ear scratches and pets, blissfully ignorant of the euthanasia needle being stuck into my thigh to spare me from the pain of dying a slow death by terminal illness?
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Could Luna tourniquet all my limbs up tight to restrict bloodflow and movement and then use her powers to create an endless supply of ice cream she’d forcefeed me to fatten me up, calling me “Good girl” and “Little piggy” before fucking my tummy folds and cumming in my belly button?
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Could Luna use her powers to keep both sides of our pillow cold so we don’t have to flip it over?
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Jfc when will the devs nerf black widow’s ult?
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Could Luna self administer hormones to induce lactation and mix her chilled breast milk with Luna Snow sponsored Pepsi to put an erotic spin on my favorite drink? Could she then inject the breast pilk back into her mammary glands so I could nurse it out of her while she strokes my hair?
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If Luna wished it so, could she whore me out to her adoring fans with me being helpless to do anything so she could raise money to get me a wombplasty so she could fuck a baby into me during one of her performances?
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Could Luna hold me close and cuddle me and tell me I’m a good girl and that everything will be okay, that harsh life outside the realm of our embrace means nothing and all that matters is the here and now, let me know I’m cared for and loved, and then fuck me into the mattress?
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With the upcoming Giant-Size Hive Mind not banning strategists with invincibility ults, will I be able to give a whole team of Lunas Big Head?
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