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As part of the overreaching plan to subjugate humanity to technology, a high-tech assassin goes after a strong woman and her next of kin. They find an unlikely ally in a shredded-physique character who was after their family in a previous film.

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A Scotsman snatches the prize from a group that share his secret. One character like the MC is his opinionated best friend known to say things like "shee" for "see"; another is a violent maniac; and it takes place in different cities as well as Scottish Highlands.

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The hero: an orphan with an iconic melee weapon, teamed up with a rogue. The villain: a kill-henchmen-to-prove-a-point tyrant deriving powers from an ancient religion. Rescuing a princess from the villain, the hero begins understanding sagely lessons from an old warrior with the same kind of weapon.

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The MC is a cool, ruggedly handsome man with a dark edge from doing the government's dirty work. The villain is a wealthy merchant of death with a Romance language name. High-stakes Texas Hold 'em is a major plot point, but there is less focus on gambling than the title would imply.

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A pastor goes to a strip club.

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A strange creature stalks a community at night. The trail leads to a mild-mannered man who experimented with brainwashing technology and whose animals are, or are becoming, unusually intelligent for animals.

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A roguish group of fearless car fanatics demonstrate loyalty to their father figure by going against a dangerous female traitor. They don't save his wife from death, but, some strange alliances and over-the-top stunts later, the heroes snatch the victory against overwhelming odds.

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Right-wing propaganda sours the relations between the USA and Canada. An adversarial dictator gains power from it.

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A stressed out guy goes to the movies to relax. It stressss him more because the movie is about him.

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Guy grows his own crops, drives off-road, and occasionally suffers mishaps. Meanwhile, the government is trying to get to him.

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To his exasperation, a handsome but repressed guy ends up in the company of a scrappy motormouth. They proceed to recite poetry, have lobster, dance, make drunken confessions, lie to each other, fight, reconcile, get naked and do crazy stuff by the sea.

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A property passes from one family to another. The previous owners conspire to retake it, unaware that the new owners' teen offspring has certain powers. Things are resolved when the chief menace, a creepy but oddly charismatic manipulator, is swallowed by a giant sandworm.

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A British man goes clubbing in Berlin, has straight and gay sex. He also listens to some music in the countryside. In the end, a lot of men dress the same.

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An aged, out-of-retirement hero snatches an unlikely victory against a seemingly omnipotent cyberterrorist with a well-placed throw. Since other franchises have this moment, some additional hints: the hero is a British spy with a complicated cocktail recipe, and the final showdown is in Scotland.

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A band on the verge of giving up snatch an important festival slot. Against all odds, their troubled frontman turns it into a triumph - for the living and the dead.

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Three friends harbor a South American fugitive. He has sex with one and cuts another. He also decapitates a cat.

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An elderly guy can't pay the tab, so a group of cool young people throws him out of the bar. But he comes back, plays football with them, and teaches them to believe in themselves.

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I stopped on my way home to spend my $100 "Salesman of the Year" gift card on something nice for the kids.

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John stepped on the accelerator, nudged the steering wheel, and smirked.

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A four-year-old tells his memories to his would-be assassin, and dies of old age.

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"What being an incel taught be about B2B sales."

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While trying to avenge his father, a young man is killed. An ex-con with a military background walks out of a tournament to face the killer.

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An ex-cop agrees to transport something. He discovers that his cargo is something completely different.

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A respectable lawyer's fiancée elopes with an older, widowed, foreign war veteran with unorthodox drinking habits. The lawyer enlists the help of his buddies to find the foreigner and stab him to death.

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