I cant breath, I cant breath

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

slowly looseing my mind

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

you cant make this up

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

edgy robloxian

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.